Listen: Petrol Hoers – ‘#Horse Problems’

Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a horse, or indeed wanted to understand the struggles that come with being one? Well…this song will tell you. Music is […]

Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a horse, or indeed wanted to understand the struggles that come with being one? Well…this song will tell you.

Music is serious business and you have to be willing to power through on your journey to worldwide success, and Petrol Hoers (with all his Horse Problems and Cross Word Puzzles), is here to guide you. 

Of the record, Hoers neighs: “I HOPE YOU ENJOY MY ALBOM PLEASE PRETEND YOU DID NOT HEAR THE BUCKFAST PUN I WOULD LIKE TO USE THAT IN ANOTHER SONG…”

Mixing elements of comedy, industrial, grindcore, gabba and punk music, Hoers is your real alternative in 2019. 

Not much is known about this hefty equine phenom, but he does really like Squats, and believes that its very important while you give his new album, ‘I Don’t Know, Just Horse Stuff, I Guess’ (released on August 31) a listen, that you do some too.

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